2345 Academic Lane
Apartment X-500
Collegeville, Utopia 66666-999
February 25, 2010
Dear Mom and Dad,
What an exciting place this university is! I've already met so many
interesting people, the courses are thrilling beyond belief, and I believe
one of the professors actually knows my name already! He also seemed to
know you, Mom. Or at least when saw from the class register that my name
was 'Sally Zappa' he asked me if my mother had long blonde curly hair and
had been at a place called 'Woodstock' the summer before I was born. Mom,
is there something I should know about this?
Dad, I checked under the grandstand at the stadium but I didn't see any
graffiti saying 'Seymour Butts was here, 1975'. I think they must have
painted the stands since then.
My new address is above. This is a nicer place than where I'd lived
before the riot last week.
By the way, I need to buy a lot of new books for my courses, and also
new shoes for the homecoming dance next weekend. Could you send another
$500 this week?
Your daughter,
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