There is a popular joke about a 7-year-old who decides one morning to try out some of the language that he has heard on television. He and his 4-year-old brother are sitting in the kitchen waiting for their mother. As the mother walks into the kitchen, she asks her older son what he wants for breakfast. His response is: "Aw, #%*# mom, I guess I'll have some %#@* Cheerios." The mother is appalled and reacts angrily: she instantly whacks the 7-year-old with her hand on the back of his head. He flies off the chair and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out. The mother then looks at her younger son and asks, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? I don't know," he blubbers fearfully, "but it sure as #%*# won't be any of those %#@* Cheerios!"
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