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Movie-related jokes

Husband in movie: "Can you see, dear?"
Wife: "Yes."
Hubby: "Is there a draft on you?"
Wife: "No."
Husband: "Is your seat comfortable?"
Wife: "Yes."
Husband: "Let's change seats."

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Dave Barry's Proposal to Eliminate the Budget Deficit:

A $10 million Roman Numeral tax on movies!  For example
"Rambo IV" would cost Stallone $40 million.  I'm not sure
whether reducing the number of movie sequels would be a side
benefit or the main benefit.

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While filming a chase scene in a movie, the robbers were
using a hearse for their get-a-way car, they went around a
corner and the back door flew open and the casket slid out
the back.  The director yells, "Cut!  You'd better go back
and rehease that!"

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-Cinemuck:  Popcorn, soda, and candy that covers the floors
 of movie theaters.

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"Life is like a B-grade movie.  You don't want to leave in
the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again."

                  Ted Turner

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Mexican fruit flies were just discovered in El Cajon, a city
in San Diego County (no joke).  The state is going to start
spraying Malathion to kill off the mexflies before the
infestation spreads (no joke). And thousands of local
residents have been getting pretty hostile about it (no
joke, especially if you're on the city council).

So there's this rumor going around that the city council is
considering making a TV-movie about the city's insect
infestation.

They're going to call it "mexflies & videotape."

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This acctually happened about 15 years ago, when -- as a
young lecturer -- I was asked to give a course on
Foundations of Analysis. I was sure at the time that the
students already know the subject matter and they will be
wasting their time listening to me. I was quite surprized,
when I entered the classroom for the first lecture, to find
a room packed with students. I was going to suggest that
those who know the subject matter leave the course, so as
not to waste time and energy. I therefore asked the
following question: "Has any one of you, by chance, read the
book of Landau: Foundations of Analysis?"

The class suddenly became very quiet, until a student from 
the last row said: "I did not read the book, but I saw the
movie."

Weeks later we were laughing, trying to imagin to ourselves
how a movie on Foundation of Analysis could look like.

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"While you are here, your wives and girlfriends are dating
handsome American movie and TV stars. Stars like Tom
Selleck, Bruce Willis, and Bart Simpson."

                                -- Baghdad Betty

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The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and
decided that one of their patients was potentially well.  
So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.  When
they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint
pointing to the benches.  The doctors just sit down, but the
patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The
doctors get all excited cause they think maybe he's in touch
with reality now.  So they ask him, " Why did you put the
newspaper down first?" He answers, "So I'd be higher and
have a better view."

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I definitely think we're in trouble.
I just saw an ad for a new movie sequel called...

       "The Never-Ending Story 2"

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How to read a film

By SimonT


Having as I have, completed a course on Film Appreciation, 
I feel it's more than overdue that I share some of my inner
knowings with you people, to give you all the knowledge you
need to really appreciate a film.  So I've got together a
few film phrases to help you in your film viewing.

Review    - A biased analysis of a movie made by people who
            care about things like plot, theme and acting;
            things that have nothing to do with the 
            enjoyment of the movie; things like the number 
            of car crashes or bad guys getting their just 
            desserts.

Plot      - A very important film item, which is extremely 
            small in it's physical size, which is why people
            can sometimes not see it.  (I.e. In Reviews: 
            "The plot was conspicuous by it's absence)   
            In actual fact,  the plot is a tiny piece of 
            orange plasticine that usually sits in the 
            corner of a scene. Goes down real big with 
            reviewers

Dubbing   - This is a film where someone has rerecorded all
            the speaking parts because it's in a foreign 
            language or because the actor spits when he 
            speaks.  The unfortunate thing about dubbing is
            that  the  people  who  do it quite frequently 
            don't know the original  language  and  spend 
            a lot of time guessing what is going on.  I.e:
            Dubber 1:  What do you think they're doing now?
            Dubber 2:  Um, looks like they're cleaning the 
                       curtain
            Dubber 1:  Ok, lets run with it.
                       "I HAVE COME TO CLEAN YOUR SHOWER 
                        CURTAINS"
            Dubber 2:  "WHY THANK YOU NORMAN, BUT DO YOU 
                        THINK YOU COULD WAIT UNTIL AFTER 
                        MY SHOWER?"

Subtitle  - Dubbing written on the bottom of the screen,
            usually placed over something important on the 
            picture
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All you ever wanted to know about Marx Brothers incidents

From _The Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes_

Clifton Fadiman, General Editor


MARX, Chico [Leonard] (1891-1961), US movie comedian, one of
the famous Marx Brothers.

1. Marx's wife had caught him kissing a chorus girl. During
the ensuing row, Chico declared: "I wasn't kissing her. I
was wispering in her mouth."

2. A new neighbor, not recognizing Chico, asked hin what he
did for a living. "I'm a smuggler," announced Chico, then,
reassuringly, "Nothing big. Just Mexicans."

3. Chico wrote Heywood Broun a check to pay off some
gambling debts, warning him not to cash it before twelve
o'clock the following day. Broun later complained to Chico
that the check had bounced. Chico asked: "What time did 
you try to cash it?"
 "Twelve-o-five."
 "Too late."


MARX, Groucho [Julius] (1895-1977), US comedian, one of the
famous Marx Brothers.

1. Groucho was working in the garden of his California
house, dressed in tattered and ancient clothes. A wealthy
matron in a Cadillac caught sight of him, stopped, and
wondered whether she might persuade the supposed gardener to
come and work for her. "Gardener," she called, "how much
does the lady of the house pay you?"

Groucho looked up. "Oh, I don't get paid in dollars," he
replied. "The lady of the house just lets me sleep with
her."

2. Groucho was descending in the elevator of the Hotel
Danieli in Venice. On the third floor the elevator stopped
and a group of priests entered. One of them, recognizing
Groucho, told him that his mother was a great fan of his. "I
didn't know you guys were allowed to have mothers," said
Groucho.

3. When Groucho wanted to join a certain beach club in Santa
Monica, California, he was told by a friend that as the club
was known to be anti-Semitic he might as well not bother to
apply. "But my wife isn't Jewish," replied Groucho, "so will
they let my son go into the water up to his knees?" {This
story and the one following, however, are both probably
apocryphal.}

4. Groucho sent a telegram to the exclusive Friar's Club in
Hollywood, to which he belonged: "Please accept my
resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will
accept me as a member."

5. The headwaiter stopped Groucho as he was about to enter
the dining room of a smart Los Angeles hotel. "I am sorry,
sir, but you have no necktie."

"That's all right," said Groucho, "don't be sorry. I
remember the time I had no pants."

"I am sorry sir," repeated the man, "you cannot enter the
dining room without a necktie."

Groucho caught sight of a bald man in the center of the
dining room and yelled, "Look! Look at him! You won't let me
in without a necktie, but you let him in without his hair!"

6. Groucho attended on of George Gershwin's parties, given,
it seemed, for the sole purpose of letting the host play and
show off his music. Someone asked him, "Do you think that
Gershwin's melodies will be played a hundred years from
now?"

"Sure," was Groucho's answer, "if Goerge is here to play
them."

7. A tipsy man lumbered up to Groucho Marx, slapped him on
the back, and said, "You old son-of-a-gun, you probably
don't remember me." Marx glared at him and said, "I never
forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an
exception."

8. The Marx Brothers, though a closely knit group, also
understood their relative values as performers. When they
were working on Broadway, Zeppo, the straight man and
consequently replacable, decided to quit the show. Sam
Harris, the producer, gave him permission to leave. When
Groucho, Harpo and Chico heard about it, they went to
Harris. Groucho said, "Sam, if Zeppo leaves you'll have to
give us more money."

9. Groucho Marx intensly disliked producer Harry Cohn, who
worked for Columbia pictures. Once, with his brother Chico,
he viewed Cohn's latest film. Whaen the words "Columbia
Pictures Presents" came up, Groucho turned to Chico and
remarked, "Drags, doesn't it?"

10. Warner Brothers threatened to sue Groucho Marx when they
heard that the next Marx Brothers film was to be called _A
Night in Casablanca_, arguing that the title was too close
to their own _Casablanca_. Groucho's reply: "I'll sue you
for using the word _Brothers_."

12. Invited to a bachelor dinner at a fashionable restaurant
before a high-society wedding, Grouchoand Harpo noted that
the automatic elevator opened directly into the dining rooms
on various floors. As the elevator went up, they gleefully
arranged a surprise for the assembled bachelors and emerged
- carrying their clothes in valises and wearing nothin but
top hats.

To their consternation, they were greeted not by rauscous
roars of male hilarity but by high-pitched feminine shrieks.
The bride was entertaining _her_ friends on the floor above
the bachelor dinner, and Groucho and Harpo had pressed the
wrong button. No ready escape appeared; they took refuge
behind a large potted plant until they could drape
themselves in tablecloths secured by a kindly waiter, murmur
abject appologies to the horrified ladies, and slink
ignominiously from the room.

13. Marx despised the empty clich'es of business
correspondence. A letter from his bank manager ende with the
standard phrase, "If I can be of any service to you, do not
hesitate to cal on me." Marx immeadiately put pen to paper.
"Dear Sir," he wrote, "The best thing you can do to be of
service to me is to steal some money from the account of one
of your richer clients and credit it to mine."

14. For many years, every time they met, Samuel Goldwyn's
first words to Groucho Marx would be "How's Harpo?" Marx
grew rather tired of this. Finally, on meeting Goldwyn again
and facing the inevitable inquiry, he said, "Listen Sam,
every time we meet - every time for _years_ - you always
ask, 'How's Harpo?' You never ask me anything else, and to
tell you the truth, I'm getting goddam sick and tired of it.
Why don't you ever ask me how _I_ am?"

    "How are you?" asked Goldwyn obligingly.
    "I'm fine," replied Groucho.
    "And how's Harpo?"

MARX, Harpo [Arthur] (1893-1964) US movie comedian, the
member of the famous Marx brothers team who often pretended
to be dumb. He was a skilled Harpist.

1. Among guests ata a dinner party were Harpo Marx and his
wife, Susan. The English writer Jonathan Miller quizzed one
of the other guests afterward, hoping to hear firsthand some
of Hapro's witticisms. "What did Harpo say?" he asked.

   "He didn't say anything."
   "How about his wife?"
   "She didn't say anything, either."
   "Oh," said Miller in pretended disgust, 
   "stealing Harpo's bit, eh?"

2. Meeting George S. Kaufman in New York, Oscar Levant asked
if he had recently heard from his friend Harpo Marx. "How
can you hear from Harpo?" asked Kaufman. "He can't write and
he can't talk, so how can you hear from Harpo?"

3. Harpo Marx on a visit to New York was plagued by
representatives of charitieswanting him to appear at
benefits. One persistant lady telephoned him no fewer than
twelve times in forty-eight hours. Harpo eventually agreed
to appear for her charity. To ensure that he would not
escape her at the last minute, she called to escort him
personally to the benefit. As they were leaving the hotel
suite, the telephone began ringing. "Don't you want to go
back and answer it?" the lady asked. "Why bother?" responded
Harpo with a weary sigh. "It's undoubtedly you again."

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MOVIE GOOFS LIST Vers. 1.1 (Feb 1991)

Compiled by the users of INTERNET.


* About last night
-On new years eve, before dan and debbie decide to go out,
 they are having a modest dinner with shrimp-looking-things
 on the plates.  As the camera angles change, dan's food is
 eaten and uneaten a couple of times.
-When litco is giving dan his first delivery of stolen
 (100% off) restaurant supplies in dan's brand new CITY
 DINER, the clock dances wildly in the background as the
 views change.

* Anatomy of a Murder
Lee Remick has a skirt when she gets up to leave a cafe. By
the time she gets outside, she's wearing slacks.

* Awakenings
There is one scene near the beginning where Robin Williams
gets in his car and talks to his nurse, who is outside the
car.  When you look into the car from the outside, the car
window is not quite rolled down, and when you look out from
the car, the car window is completely rolled down.

* Baby Boom
When Diane Keaton has moved out to her new house and is
talking to her plumber - if you watch the door of the
plumber's van during their conversation, first he closes it,
but in a following shot it is open again.

* Back to the Future
This ones takes place really quick, but when Biff et al. are
chasing Marty (on the "skateboard") their car changes
between two different models.  Watch the headlights!!!  The
cutting is rapid and it is difficult to catch this, even
when you're looking for it.

* Batman
-The name of the museum is spelt differently on the outside
 and inside of the building.
-In the scene in which Jack Nicholson and his gang deface
 a collection of of paintings, one canvas has pink 
 handprints on it in one shot but not in a later shot.

* Better Off Dead
During the scene of the final ski race down the K-12, when
the paper boy is chasing Lane, there is an obvious camera on
skis in the bottom of the shot. I know the skis and the
reflection of the camera gear is visible, and I think the
camera pops in for a minute, too!

* Beverly Hills Cop
The more I watch it, the more goofs I find.
Remember the scene where Axel goes to Victor Matlin's office
and meets him for the first time? After a brief
conversation, Victor presses a button to summon his goon
squad. They come in to forcibly remove Axel. Victor's head
goon is a thin man with straight hair and glasses. As the
goon squad enters, you see a shot of them looking from
Victor's desk. In this shot, the head goon has his suit
jacket buttoned. They grab Axel, and you see a shot from the
door as they carry him out. The head goon turns around and
starts to lead them out. As he does he buttons his jacket.

* Beverly Hills Cop II
There is a scene where Rosewood is driving a large, but
slow, truck(?) and chasing the bad guys.  Eddie Murphy
catches hold of the door, jumps onto the truck, and gets
into the cab. Meanwhile, his gun, which he stuck in the back
of his jeans (in the small of his back) can clearly be seen
falling out and into the road.  A little while later he
naturally produces this gun and starts shooting.

* Bird on a Wire
In the scene where Mel and Goldie are on the ferry to
Wisconsin, they leave from Detroit (apparently the ferry
goes over Michigan!)

* The Black Hole
The space travellers describe their mission as being to find
"inhabitable life" in the universe, as though we are a race
of fleas, looking for a new dog. They really do say it.

* Blade Runner
Yet another "spot the stuntman". When Zhora goes crashing
through those plate-glass windows, the stunt double looks
NOTHING like the actress. While the actress has wavy reddish
hair, the stunt double has this very curly dark hair. Oops!

********Boom Mikes*************************
-It seems that in many movies the microphone that usually
 presides above the speaking actor's head can be glimpsed. I
 think it only fair to remember that there is more to be 
 seen vertically in video adaptations of movies than the
 editor intended.
-During "Longtime Companion", the well-known death scene
 where one man is telling the other to "let go", the 
 overhead mike was visible to me off and on through the
 entire scene. I remember it so clearly because I was so
 shocked that this very important and emotional scene would
 have this occur.  Not only was the mike apparent, but it 
 was moving in and out of the picture (up and down, like
 someone couldn't hold it properly), which was even more 
 of a distraction.
-A classic "boom shot" sequence occurs in the middle of
 "Yankee Doodle Dandy".  George M. Cohan (James Cagney) is
 walking along a street scene, having a conversation.  The
 camera is following him, when the shadow of the boom
 assembly sweeps across the shot. Incredibly blatant.
-Hey, what about all those sound booms in 'Out of Africa'?
 Made me wonder what kind of African plant has mikes as its
 fruit.
-"Night of the Iguana"- Richard Burton actually gets *hit in
 the head by a friendly boom mike in one scene...
-"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"- two or three scenes of a
 black mike standing out against the white ceiling...
- In `Wall Street' there's a scene where Michael Douglas is
 walking around in Charlie Sheen's apartment giving a speech
 to Martin Sheen. It's dark outside, and the boom mike is
 clearly visible in the window following him around.

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* Born on the Fourth of July
-Set in 1968-69 includes Don McLean's American Pie, released
 in 1971. -In a protest scene outside the 1972 Republican
 convention, a Vietnam veteran is wearing Reeboks, which
 weren't introduced until 1978.

* The Breakfast Club
When the teacher is in the basement looking at the files,
the index card on the open drawer is in two different
positions depending on the angle of the camera.

* Bullit
-I seem to recall that the Dodge Charger in "Bullit" loses
 the same hubcap twice during one of the chase scenes.
-Did everyone else out there know that in the scene in
 Bullitt where the guy comes off the motorbike, that the
 scene wasn't suppossed to happen . It seems that he came 
 off a back road and suddenly came around the corner, but 
 the scene looked so good that the director left the scene 
 in the movie!!!

* Casablanca
12 minutes into the film, it is mentioned that the stolen
Letters of Transit are signed by General DeGaulle, and
cannot be questioned.  But DeGaulle was the leader of the
Free French, and CASABLANCA is set in Vichy France, where he
had been sentenced (in absentia) to death as a traitor.

* The Cassandra Crossing
There is a train that cannot stop, and there is an attempt
to pace it with a helicopter and lower something down to it
on a rope. This would be rather a neat trick, because this
is Europe and the train is electric, and every few seconds
it passes under one of the structures holding up the
overhead wires! Solution?  Simple.  In the shot where the
attempt is actually made to lower the rope, the locomotive
is magically transformed into a diesel, and the electric
wires are gone!  (And only in that shot; it's still electric
while the helicopter is lining up for the attempt, and turns
back to electric as soon as it's finished.)

* Cleopatra
She goes thru that arch.  Cleopatra died in 30 BC, the arch
was constructed in 300 AD.

* A Clockwork Orange
Scene where Alex returns to "Home" were he raped the
author's wife. He is eating some spaghetti and drinking some
wine, the amount of wine in his glass and the amount of
spaghetti on his plate jumps around in an unnatural manner.

* Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Richard Dreyfuss is driving a station wagon from his home to
the mountain that the aliens appear at. The station wagon's
license plates switch states.

* The Color of Money
Right after Eddie (Paul Newman) plays Vincent (Tom Cruise),
Eddie is seen taking apart his cue stick, then the movie
cuts to a short time later (after the crowd appears to have
cleared out some) when Eddie walks over to the table and
AGAIN begins to disassemble his stick.

* Dances With Wolves
-Early in the film, the first time we see Costner riding
 Cisco, there's a canteen tied to Cisco's saddle; as the
 camera pulls back for a longer shot, Cisco is prancing 
 along and it becomes obvious that the canteen is *open*, 
 and there's clearly water splashing all over the side of 
 the horse.  Score -1 for the prop department.
-Dunbar's wagon driver who carries him to the outpost has
 some migrating egg on his face.  In the scene where he is
 eating the pickled eggs, every shot from the front of wagon
 has him with a large piece of egg on his upper lip, but
 every time he looks back at Dunbar, its gone.

* Days of Thunder
When Tom Cruise is injured during a race, he's taken to
hospital with a red ring around the iris of his right eye.
But in the subsequent scenes at the hospital, the ring moves
to his left eye and then back to his right.

* Diamonds are Forever (James Bond)
-There is a chase scene between Bond in a "moon buggy" and a
 bunch of Fords careening across the desert. In one shot, 
 one of the Fords shoots over a sand dune. In the lower
 corner of the screen, you see what appears to be one of the
 moon buggy's wheels bouncing away. Next shot, the moon 
 buggy drives away, with all wheels intact.
-At one point James Bond is driving a car down an alley that
 ends at a gap between two buildings that is too narrow to
 drive through normally.  Somehow, Bond manages to get the
 two left wheels up in the air and drives through the gap at
 a slant. When the car comes out from between the two
 buildings, the two RIGHT wheels are in the air.

* Die Hard II
Pacific Bell phones in Dulles Airport.

* Disorganized Crime
Two FBI agents have their car stolen by a group of bank
robbers. The car is used by both sides in several chase
scenes, and they keep referring to it as a "Chrylser", even
though it's a Ford. I wonder if they took product-placement
money from both companies?

* Driving Miss Daisy
Jessica Tandy and Morgan Freeman's encounter with state
troopers clearly takes place in Alabama. The troopers,
however, wear Georgia Patches on their uniforms.

* E.T.
Did anyone else notice in E.T. that for about one second,
you see Ellioit wreck his bike?  He has E.T. in the front
and everything.  It flashed really quick, and most people
didn't see it.  I only saw it the second time I saw it
because a friend had noticed it the time before, so I was
looking.  The guy I was with didn't catch it though.

* Excalibur
King Arthur sure looks spiffy in his shiny silver armor. As
a matter of fact, it's so shiny that in it you can see the
reflection of someone holding what appears to be a boom
microphone. Considering that Arthur is having a private chat
with Guenevere, it is safe to say that the "boom guy"
*ISN'T* supposed to be there.

* Fatal Attraction
Glen Close is in bed, talking to Michael Douglas, who's
standing. In the shots looking at her from the viewer's left
(her right), the sheet is below her (visible) breasts. In
the shot looking at her from the viewer's right, the sheet
is over her breasts.

* Flatliners
During the final resuscitation scene, the hand-held camera
is easily seen in the reflection of the EEG monitor when it
zooms in.

* Fletch:
Doctor Rosenpenis's stethoscope, VERY BRIEFLY, appears off,
then back on his ears as he is bending over to pick up the
papers he has dropped.

* 48 Hours
There is a black, dusty Porsche that Eddie drives around in
late in the movie, but you can see that car early in the
movie while traipsing around the city.  Pretty lousy garage
to let the car out without washing or without a ticket.

* Frankenhooker
It is the scene just after the doctor wakes up in his
garage/laboratory, finds the "monster" is gone, and runs out
to the street. From the street, the camera shows the doctor
comming out of the garage.  His car is in front of his house
on the street.  Then the camera follows him as he runs a
little way up the street looking for the monster. It is late
at night and the streets are empty of people. There is
another car on the street not far in front of the doctor's
car. The doctor then runs back to his car, jumps in, and
drives off.  But ... THE CAR DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIS IS NOW
GONE. The whole scene is just a few seconds. The strange
thing about this goof is that the scene is (apparently),
continuous.  I could not see break in the action where they
could have moved the car.  Its as if the movie makers did it
just as a joke of somekind.

* Full Metal Jacket
In the first half of the film, the soldiers have to go
across one of those monkey-bar-type things that you hang
from and get across by moving one hand alternately ahead of
the other. The sergeant in charge shouts "It should take no
less than x seconds to get across!"  But this doesn't make
sense. He should have said "it should take no *more*
than"....because then he'd be putting a reasonable upper
limit on it.

* Gargoyles
There is a scene where a cops car in speeding down a dirt
road. The car changes from a Chevy Impala to a Ford several
times during the scene.

* Ghost
-In the scene where Demi and Pat are making pottery in the
 middle of the night, they both cover their hands in wet
 clay. Before you know it they're bumping and grinding and
 running their hands through each other's hair - and their
 hands are clean!
-When bad guy Rick Aviles is hit and killed by a car, his
 body is left lying in the street. Seconds later, when his
 ghost appears at the scene, his dead body is lying on top
 of the car.

* Gleaming The Cube
-During the big chase sequence at the end, the burgundy
 Toronado alternately has and doesn't have headlight covers.
-Later during this same chase, the stolen police car cuts in
 front of a red Corvette, "damaging" the left front fender
 near the headlight. When Christian Slater skates up
 alongside the irate driver the "damage" to the car is
 obviously from *old* rust, and not a hit from another car.

* The Graduate
Ben, in a pretty establishing shot, drives over the Bay
Bridge to Berkeley and is on the upper span, thus going the
wrong way.

* Green Berets
John Wayne goes eastward into the sunset

* Gremlins
Zach Galligan's Volkswagen changes color twice in the course
of a few minutes.

* Halloween
Although the story takes place in Illinois, all the cars
have California license plates.

* Handmaid's Tale
Scene where Offred is holding yarn for Major's Wife, the
amount of yarn jumps around erratically.

* Hang 'em High
There's a scene where Clint Eastwood walks into a saloon.
The shadow of the cameraman is clearly visible in the
street.

* Hell Comes to Frogtown
(Rowdy Roddy Piper stars as a post-apocolyptic stud whose
drafted by the US government to impregnate virgins in the
field ... really funny !) Roddy shoves a bad-guy demon off a
cliff, and the demon falls off and out of the picture.  If
you play it in slow motion, you can see the matress that the
demon lands on pop up for a second into the picture.

* Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
-(In the scene at the beginning) Indy is swinging off the
 Coronado via a hook on a line.  He distinctly has the Cross
 of Coronado in his left hand in the previous scene. When he
 grabs onto the hook, the cross disappears, and when he 
 lands in the water, it's in his left hand again.
-The first shot of the adult Indy as he raises his head
 shows blood trickling down his chin from one side of his
 mouth.  In the next and subsequent shots, the blood is
 dripping from the other side.
-As the camera angles change on Sean Connery right after the
 Hatayan tank falls from the cliff, you can see marked
 differences in the way Connery's beard is trimmed.

* Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
When the rope bridge is cut and Indy is climbing up, the
'bad guys' start shooting arrows at him from across the
canyon. Now, several of these actually hit Indy in the
back...and harmlessly bounce off.

* Intolerance [1916]
Shot includes director's assistant clad in coat and tie in
scene set in ancient Babylon.

* Jagged Edge
Glenn Close's outfit changes from gray to blue to brown in a
a courtroom sequence (..or was this to convey the passage of
a few days? Anyone?).

* The Jewel of the Nile
Kathleen Turner jumps onto a train wearing canvas slip-on
that change to leather sandals that change back to canvas
shoe later in the scene.

* Julius Caesar
In the scene where Cassius offers Brutus his dagger to kill
him, the blade of his dagger falls off as he pulls it out of
the sheath. Without even slowing down, the actor offers the
hilt of the dagger to Brutus, with the "blade" hidden behind
his forearm.  Truly a great recovery...

* The King and I
During Yul Brynner's "Is a Puzzlement" number, the earring
he wears in some shots is absent in others.  It also shifts
from ear to ear.

* Lethal Weapon:
-When Roger is complaining about his life being over and xxx
 years on the force and not a scratch on his record, the car
 he's driving is moving but the shifter is in park.
-Riggs handcuffs himself to the depressed businessman. They
 jump off the building but they're not handcuffed to each
 other anymore.

* Look Who's Talking
While John Travolta and Kristie Alley drive around in search
of a missing child, Travolta has sunglasses on in the shots
taken from outside the car but not those taken inside.

* The Lost Boys
-There is a scene where actor Jason Patric is flying
 uncontrollably in his room.  In his scramble to control
 himself, he accidentally knocks his phone off the hook. 
 This is quite clear.  We then cut to the next room, where
 the phone rings.  Corey Haim picks it up, and begins to
 talk...only to have Patric talk on his phone.  Of course, 
 my question is how could the phone ring?  Wouldn't it have
 been a busy signal?
-There are two or three scenes where the camera simulates
 the vampires flying into and out of their lair.  One of the
 scenes is clearly just the previous one played backwards 
 (as the camera flies over the ocean the waves head *OUT* to
 sea)

* The Maltese Falcon:
There's a fire on a boat (La Paloma) in the port of San
Francisco. The fire fighters have Los Angeles Fire
Department uniforms on. What a long drive to put out a
fire!!!

* Mermaids
Bob Hoskins' character discusses how "AstroTurf" will ruin
baseball.  Movie is set in 1963, AstroTurf not introduced
until 1967 or so.

* Midnight Express
-There is a shot of one of the walls to the prison, from the
 outside. There is a path that starts at the lower left of
 the wall and goes to the right, climbing.  Along the bottom
 of the wall there are a few scraggly trees.  Now, the
 protagonist (or someone) goes running up the path, from 
 left to right.  Your attention is meant to be focused on
 him, but if you watch the bottom of the screen, you will 
 see the boomman running in time with the actor, sticking 
 his microphone in the general direction of the action.  It
 is plain as day.
-In the scene where Hayes is alone(?) in that "wheel room",
 I recall the boom mike being PLAINLY visible. This is not
 one of those times where it simply "dips" down from above.
 In this scene, you can see the entire rig.

* Never Say Never Again (James Bond)
There is a scene where Bond and Felix swim across to have a
look at the villain's yacht - when Bond first gets into the
water he has no head mask with his scuba diving suit, but
when he exits, he is seen taking it off - guess somebody
forgot about Connery's toupee.......

* The Never Ending Story
-Atreyu is washed up on a beach, face down.  He raises his
 head, looks around, then stands up.  During this movement,
 there is a cut from a tight to a wide shot. In the tight
 shot, Atreyu's chest is covered with sand.  In the wide 
 shot his chest is clean.
-Hathaway has just left Rockbiter. We see him (from above)
 walking towards that building on top of the hill. All 
 around him there are the remains of the devastated city. On
 his right there are some rocks strewn about. Suddenly the
 ground opens up. The camera switches to a ground-level 
 shot. On his right there is now a "wall" of rocks 
 (extending way up into the air). The camera now switches
 back to an aerial shot. The wall is gone and the "strewn
 about" rocks are back. Looks like the matte painters and 
 set designers didn't agree on this one.
-(38:19 into the movie)
 You can play "spot the stuntman" with this scene. 
 If you can single- frame the film, go about 9 frames in to
 this "second", and there is a full-face image of the
 stuntman just before he falls from the tree.
-Watch the bottom of the asteroid flying by. Its support
 pole apparently gets in the way as the asteroid rotates and
 ends up "masking" a vertical section of the asteroid. Looks
 like the effects department goofed up this time.

* North by Northwest
There is a scene in a cafe where Cary Grant is approached by
Eva Marie Saint. They talk and she draws a gun and shoots
him. Before she does however there is a shot of a crowd
scene. Included is a little boy, who was obviously at the
scene rehearsal, putting his fingers in his ears.

* One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
As Jack Nicholson is strangling Nurse Ratchet, his cap falls
off and is surprisingly back on his head seconds later.

* Outland
Sean Connery is involved in one of those fights where they
are outside with spacesuits on. As he is struggling, you can
CLEARLY see his bare arm where the sleeve of the spacesuit
is supposed to be attached to the glove. Considering the way
people are blowing up whenever they are exposed to space
elsewhere in the film, this probably wasn't intended.

* Parenthood
-During the scene where Jason Robards talks to his wayward
 son in the garage in front of his prized green car, the
 entire film crew is visible in the reflection of the car.
-The horse that the kids ride is a docile looking, skinny
 chestnut colored horse.  Then Steve Martin gets on the 
 horse an rides him down the street and attempts to jump him
 over a hedge - the horse is now bay coloured, and with a 
 lot more energy..

* Pet Sematary
While daddy Dale Midkeff kneels by his son's grave, the
nearby flowers change from purple to yellow.

* Porky's II
Set in the 50's, the movie poster showed a cheerleader
wearing Nikes. Don't know if this reoccurs in the movie.

* Presumed Innocent
Check out the tape recorder shoved into ???'s face (Can't
remember who, I was so blown away by it) after ??? emerges
from the courthouse making a few statements to the press.
The tape recorder is an obvious "prop" that nobody thought
to put a tape in. I about cracked up watching him talk into
an empty tape recorder.

* Pretty Woman
-On the movie poster, Gere's hair is brown. In the movie
 it's grey.
-While they are having breakfast - watch the
 donut/roll/pancake Julia Roberts is eating - it keeps
 switching -very bad editing!
-In the scene where Gere and Roberts are dining with Ralph
 Bellamy, the meals they have in front of them chop 'n
 change.
-Julia Roberts starts undressing Richard Gere, Gere's tie
 and collar go from being untied and unbuttoned to being
 tied and buttoned, then back again, all in a matter of
 seconds.

* The Prize
Watch Paul Newman's hands when he jumps to the cargo net on
the ship; you can see a pair of gloves briefly appear when
his hand reaches for the railing, and just as quickly
disappear as he swings over.  Didn't want to hurt his dainty
little hands, no doubt.  Whatta wimp.

* Raiders of the Lost Ark
-In the scene where Indy and Marion emerge from their
 entombment in the crypt after crashing through a wall 
 with a statue. Indy pushes a massive stone block out 
 of the outside wall - and you can see from the block's
 shadow that when it hits the ground, it bounces!
-In the same scene, I noticed that when Indy and Marion run
 down the slope from the wall, there is an unconcious man
 sitting under the hole left by the rock. His presence is
 left unexplained.
-Note the tell-tale reflection of the glass pane that keeps
 Harrison Ford safe during his tete-a-tete with the cobra.
-Indy goes to Marion's bar to get the medallion.  She tells
 him to get lost.  After he leaves she sits down an pulls 
 the medallion, which she is wearing on a chain around he
 neck, out of her blouse. Straight-on shot of Meriam looking
 at the medallion with the chain still around her neck.  Cut
 to a profile shot where she is still looking at the
 medallion and the chain is no longer around her neck.

*Rocky Horror Picture Show
In the scene where Brad and Janet are being undressed, Brads
Sweater is removed and his shirt is already unbuttoned.
Later Riff Raff walks by, and then Magenta unbuttons it.

* Scarface
Set in 1980, the movie includes a billboard for a 1984
Corvette and a vending machine for USA Today, which began in
1982.

* See No Evil/Hear No Evil
Pryor & Wilder are on the run from the police.  They ditch
the stolen police car that they were driver into a muddy
bog.  Their clothes end up being covered in mud. In next
scene, they show up squeaky clean.

* The Shining
-During the opening with the aerial view of the car climbing
 up the lonely mountain road, the shadow of the helicopter
 is visible for more than just brief moment.
-Jack Nicholson hacks through one of two thin panels in a
 bathroom door. In a later scene, you can clearly see that
 both panels have been hacked through.  According to Maltin,
 Kubrick cut the film by 4 minutes after its premiere.  I
 guess more ax work by Nicholson must have been what was 
 cut.

* A Shock to the System (Michael Caine)
A detective questions Michael Caine's secretary and writes
down his telephone number on a piece of notepad paper for
her.  Later, when she decides to call him, she has his
business card.

* The Silence of the Lambs
When Jodie Foster goes into the first girl's room, her
father says that the room has been left the way it was when
she died. But, there's a Debbie Harry "Def, Dumb & Blonde"
poster on the wall; that album was released in 1989, long
after the girl died.

* Silent Running
Someone hits Bruce Dern's left leg with a shovel.  Later,
his right leg is the one that is injured.

*Splash
When the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) steps on land for the first
time, she is supposed to be totally nude. The director tries
to convey her nudity WITHOUT actually showing her nude body
thus: As she walks towards that crowd, the camera alternates
between her bare back (waist upwards) and her bare legs.
EXCEPT that in the first shot, you can see Hannah wearing
blue jeans (!!) and in the second, she is wearing a long
brown(?) shirt!! Someone was very careless somewhere!

* Star Wars
-In the scene where the heroes are being interrogated by the
 stormtroopers (after entering a speceport), the  position
 and number of stormtroopers varies from shot to  shot.
-When the stormtroopers break into the control room, one of
 them bangs his head on the door.

* Stripes
During the part of the film where Harold Ramis stops Bill
Murray from deserting, there is a "goof". From one angle,
while Murray is laying on the ground with Ramis on top of
him, Murray has his pack under his head, while in another
angle, it is to his side.

* Three Men and a Baby
About 60 mins into the movie, Ted Danson is showing off the
baby to his mother. The camera pans across a window, and the
shape of a little boy is visible in the window - obviously a
ghost :-).

* Thriller (Michael Jackson):
As he's walking with his girlfriend and singing (after they
leave the movie house) you'll see the shadow of the camera
cart in view.

* Time Bandits.
The scene where the bandits are trapped in the cage by
"Evil" over what appears to be a bottomless chasm.  They
make their escape by cutting small strips of rope off of the
support rope and makeing a long rope from the fragments. 
Then, one of the bandits is lowered out of the cage and is
swung up to the next cage.  During the scene where they are
trying to get the swing high enough for the guy on the end
of the rope to grab ahold of the other cage, you can easily
see the floor of whatever set they are on.  The bandit
appears to be only a few feet off the floor.   Oops...

* Top Gun
At the end of the movie when maverick lands on the deck
after shooting down all the baddies, Slider(iceman's
partner) picks maverick up sort of bear hug style. Well
before he picks him up maverick doesn't have his sunglasses
on, but when he has been lifted up they have magically
appeared on his face! If you don't believe me check it out!!

* Total Recall
-In the 'elevator' scene, Richter and his men are running to
 the elevator... past a blue screen.
-Just after Arnie has killed his first four he goes back to
 his apartment and talks to his wife.  He places boths hands
 on either side of her head and pretty much immediately
 afterwards he shows her his blood covered hands. She 
 doesn't of course have any blood on her face! (NB. This may
 not be a goof, but a clue to show that Arnie is only
 dreaming. That's the continuity man's story anyway...)

* Tremors
As the camera is panning up the side of Michael Gross' and
Reba McEntire's "fortress", it goes past a window. In the
window you can make out a reflection of some guy standing on
the ground nearby wearing a red hat and white shorts. Due to
the nature of the plot at this point, it is safe to say that
he *ISN'T* supposed to be there.

* True Stories
David Byrne is cruising around in his jumbo red convertible.
His rearview mirror is present in the interior shots but
removed for shots through the windshield. Very common in
movie scenes where a car is driven.

* Twins
During a conversation between Arnold Schwarzenegger and
Danny DeVito in a bar restroom, a bottle of beer shifts from
one towel dispensor to another.

* The Two Jakes
Although the film is set in 1948, Jack Nicholson strolls
past an automatic teller machine.

* The Untouchables
-When Sean Connery is talking to Kevin Costner in his
 (Connery's) room, Connery's shirt collar alternates between
 being buttoned and and unbuttoned in the several shots of
 that scene.
-When the knife-man is sneaking into Sean Connery's
 apartment, there is a POV shot as the camera approaches a
 window.  The camera and cameraman are clearly reflected in
 the window.  (He is wearing a white shirt and a red cap, as
 I recall.)

* War Games
The General yells "Send out the F-15's", and footage shows
F-16's taking off.

* Weekend at Bernie's.
In one of the scenes where the two guys are trying to deal
with Bernie's corpse inside his house, Jonathan Silverman is
alternately barefooted and wearing shoes every 2 seconds, as
we switch from medium to long shot. Fire that continuity
person!

* When Harry Met Sally
Billy Crystal spits the seeds on the window and then says,
"I'll open the window."  The next shot shows the outside of
the car driving on the highway, Billy's window is closed.

* The Wizard Of Oz:
In the wonderful dance scene where Dorothy meets the
Scarecrow, you will notice her hair length change quite a
few times.

* Xanadu
An early scene in the movie has Gene Kelly at the beach
sitting on a rock, playing his clarinet, as the sun rises
over the (Pacific) ocean.  (No, it wasn't Australia.)


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