>From: nainen
>To: kaksi naista (joista toinen lähettäjän sisar)
>Subject: Snappy answers
>Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 06:05:07 -0700
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> >   Snappy Answer #1
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> >   A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As
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> >   man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened
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> >   coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to
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> >   see your ticket, not your stub."
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> >   Snappy Answer #2
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> >   A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but
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> >   couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf
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> >   stacker, "Do these chickens get any bigger?" He replied, "No , they're
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> >   dead."
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> >   Snappy Answer #3
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> >   The policeman got out of his car and the lad who was stopped for
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> >   speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day,"
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> >   the policeman said. The lad replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as
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> >   I could." When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the lad
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> >   on his way without a ticket.
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> >   Snappy Answer #4
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> >   A lorry driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads "low
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> >   bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and
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> >   he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
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> >   a police car comes up. The policeman gets out of his car and walks
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> >   around to the lorry driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
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> >   stuck?"
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> >   The lorry driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran
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> >   out of petrol."
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> >   and finally #5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
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> >   A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam.
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> >   "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
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> >   might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
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> >   illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other
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> >   excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arse bloke in the back of the room raised
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> >   his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
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> >   suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class
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> >   does its best to stifle their laughter. When silence is restored, the
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> >   lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and
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> >   sweetly says, "Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your
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> >   other hand
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