>From: nainen
>To: kaksi naista, sisarukset
>Subject: FW: aging
>Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 06:12:35 -0800
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>Tuntuuko mitkaan naista tutuilta?
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> > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
> > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
> > difference.
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> > Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
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> > I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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> > 2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
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> > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
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> > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
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> > 4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
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> > 5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
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> > 6. If all is not lost, where is it?
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> > 7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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> > 8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
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> > 9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

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> > 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
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> > 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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> > 12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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> > 13. The only time the world beats a path to your door
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> > is when you're in the bathroom.
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> > 14. If God wanted me to touch my toes,
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> > he would have put them on my knees.
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> > 15. When I'm finally holding all the cards,
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> > why does everyone decide to play chess?
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> > 16. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
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> > 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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> > 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter .
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> >        I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here
> > after.
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> > 19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
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> > 20. Funny, I don't remember being, . . . absent minded...
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> > Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10, oh send it
> > to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are.
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> > Then something is supposed to happen, I think.
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> > Maybe you get your memory back.
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